Backward runs Google until reels the mind
You haven't reached the end until you get to the closing credits. And the journey's worth it. Turn up the sound. Destroy the lizards. Giggle.
An interesting optical illusion
Assicons:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Forward this to everyone you know or your hair will fall out!
Finally. An RFC *I* can relate to.
Opera buffs will enjoy Pavarotti as a very young tenor.
Opera haters will enjoy it more.
Hey! This sounds just like some of my ad agency clients from when I was a photographer.
A Slashdot random story generator and more. Funny site.
Scamming the scammer This fellow shows you how it's done.
Flame Warriors A guide to the newsgroups/maillists
Silicion Pines Home for the Technically Challenged including the list of ten warning signs.
Apparently served up by Marvin, The Paranoid Unick:
Another 404? I'm so depressed
Ah, so it's 404s you want? It's 404s you get here. Funny 404s. Dumb 404s. Weird 404s. Scary 404s.
So you thought that story about The Guys using liquid oxygen to start the charcoal grill was apocrypya ... apokri ... pure bs? Hah! Apocryphal (thought I couldn't do it, didn't you?) stories don't come with film at eleven
What? You're still stuck on 404s? In case you were wondering
In Excel 97 open a new blank worksheet. Press F5 (go to) and type in the range X97:L97, then click OK.
Now press Tab once (this should put you in cell M97)
Press Ctrl+Shift while you click the chart wizard button (the blue-yellow-red barchart icon).
After a few moments, you will be flying over an eerie fractal landscape.
Fly around awhile and soon you'll notice a mesa with a shallow depression and a small scrolling shrine to Excel 97 and those who made it happen.
Careful, the controls are very sensitive.
You can exit the screen by pressing Ctrl+Shift+Esc (just ESC may do it for you)